Stupid Spam Even More

I love the fact they felt it necessary to capitalise SHORT PENIS!!

Stupid Spam Again

In fact, this is more than stupid. This is HILARIOUS. I think we have a winner so far. Just check out the word choice. Perfec'.

And on a completely different note - an addition to my things to remember.
11. Remove head from fridge BEFORE slamming door closed. Ow my face.

Stupid Spam

Not only is it a random dating thing, it's an over 50's dating thing. Even BETTER! :D

Info Bandits

Oh my god! Info bandits! I knew they'd find me eventually! GODDAMNIT I knew it was you.

Fucking El Nombre.

Wait, there's more...

As if it wasn't ridiculous enough, apparently I need to get a bigger penis REALLY BADLY. Not only that but coupled with my every growing dissapointment with my manhood is..My growing need to have an Almighty Bible for Kids

I really ought to sort out my junk mail, but it's just too funny!

Why you need to buy penis pills?

Why am I getting these emails again?....I'm pretty happy with my semen volume right now anyways.
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