My Day - Episode Thirty One

So I was totally on my own today and I have done pretty little apart from slob completely. So I woke up at about nine having rested for about 12 hours. Read until I finished "The complete guide to guys - Dave Barry" which by the way was amazingly insightful. P.s It's a thin book, you guys don't think much... There isn't much to make a guide about. Did you know there is a type of slug that's sexual bits are so big they get stuck together? To get out they take turns to knaw the penis off. 

I digress. So after I finished my book I went and ate noodles out of the saucepan I made them in. (Living alone was making me gross) So after watching countless episodes of Priviledged, Americas Got Talent and a few Big Bang Theory I hoovered and dusted and put a wash on. Then I decided to go on a crazy get fit thing and went on the exercise for over an hour, burning off an amazing 500+ calories!! And I skipped lunch. Oh my god, I skipped lunch! :O I didn't realise that. I will get dinner in a mo. Promise. Mwah.

Then after my super binge of exercise I felt really constructive so I decided to update the Man Wall. Which is of course is a gorgeous wall full of semi-naked men in various poses. My favourite being the adorable Danny Young who is using an exploding bottle of champagne to cover his bits and looks ECSTATIC! It's pretty awesome. So I did that and I now total 15 lovely hunks, including two smackers from my calender. Then I made a me-montage. You know those ones that are in humanities, covered in things that mean something to that person? Yeah I made one. It took two hours of cutting and sticking and I finally have something gorgeous to stick on the side of my drawers (I have officially ran out of decorative wall space).

On my walls there is
15 naked men
16 gorgeous fans
1 Mouline Rouge poster
27 Memory pictures in a montage fashion
1 pinboard full of notes
1 chalkboard for more notes
1 pressed rose
1 mirror
1 hunks calendar
and 1 picture of the whole of year eleven.

So yay! I like full walls, gives me something to stare at no matter what way I'm facing. Although I fear one day all of these eyes staring at me from all angles will give me nightmares. For now, it rocks.

So now I'm off to go and make myself some dinner although I really just want to order pizza... You know what? Maybe I will.

What I'm missing...

Today I decided to stay home from school, for funsies. It's not like I'm missing much:

• I get to miss one lesson of coursework sat in a seating plan. Oh yes, a seating plan. Seventeen year olds crammed in a class room can't behave unless they are told where to sit. Effing ridick.
• I get to miss a free in the morning which Him wouldn't have been able to join me and I probably would have spiralled into a pit of boredom, wondering when he would return.
• Another free, where I get to be ignored by Curltop who currently has fallen back into being a prick most of the time. This would have been nice cause the others are lovely company but hey, it's not anything I can't catch up on.
• Teaching a year nine class of kids who are not excited or even interested in science unless they get to play with fire. Many of the kids in this class enjoy my helping and some resent me for being an extension of the teacher.
• Teaching a class of the rowdiest year tens, with additions of slut and weird sprinkled on top. None of these kids like my company, some absolutely hate me for other reasons and most ignore my presence unless I take something off them. Awesometeach and Cheshire would have been there too, but I see them tommorow anyways.
• Wednesday lunch, which sucks. I don't eat pork, the chicken they serve is mostly bone, I don't eat lamb and the beef is mainly fat and not meat. Not to mention the funky tasting potatos. If I had a pack up, I'd feel better but still not satisfied.

If I went to school I would have missed:

• Some cleaning! I like cleaning so screw you. Better cleaning than trying to take fire off year nines or sitting in a monotonous classroom...
• A cup of gorgeous tea.
• Snacking.
• Exercise (I will get round to it sometime)
• Lasagna for breakfast. Legend.
• A lie in till ten...oh heavenly.
• And in that lie in I had an amazing dream but I was woken by a text and forgot it the instant on waking. Bum.
• Not having to dress in something nice. I'm such a tramp atm. Tank top and combat three quarters. I'm a man.
• England game for the World Cup! I will be watching, even if I'm doing something else at the same time.

So as you can see, the decision was pretty easy to make.