Currently I am too obsessed with other amazing things in my life like Bridget Jones and my wonderful boyfriend, god he's a wonderful wonderful WONDERFUL person. I want to scream. With joy that is. So I'm stealing this chain thing from lolli.
40 Secrets about yourself.
Be honest no matter what...
1 - Have you ever been asked out?
Duh, I'm a sex GODDESS! (Self-esteem has improved noticeably)
2 - Where was your avatar picture taken?
My bedroom at dads, getting creative with my legs and a window.
3 - What is your middle name?
Joy - How ironic! I just said "With joy that is." up there, look!
4 - Your current relationship status?
In love. The big L word, I'm thinking going out to dinner and sexy underwear shopping.
5 - Does your crush like you back?
I should bloody well hope so!
6 - What is your current mood?
Current mood would be classed as overly content with life.
7 - What color underwear are you wearing?
(checking) Oooh a very Swedish Milkmaid number. White with red lace trim. Cute!
8 - What color shirt are you wearing?
Red vest top.
9 - Missing something?
Psychic computer! I'm not wearing a watch.
10 - If you could go back in time and change something, what would you do?
I would go back and oh I don't know, not be a cheating bitch?
11 - If you must be an animal for one day, what and why?
A bird of some sort. I want to fly.
12 - Ever had a near death experience?
I guess you could call my telling mum I'm having sex a near death experience.
13 - Something you do a lot?
Laugh. So much.
14 - The song stuck in your head?
Currently on a jukebox jumble.
15 - Who did you copy and paste this from?
Lolli, as mentioned.
16 - Name someone who has the same birthday as you.
My boyfriend!
17 - When was the last time you cried?
Properly cried about a week ago, watery eyes yesterday.
18 - Have you ever sang in front of a large audience?
no.... No defo not.
19 - If you could have one super power what would it be?
Reading minds.
20 - What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Usually what they are wearing, then like jawline and build. If they are smiling at me.
21 - What do you usually order from Starbucks?
Air.
22 - What's your biggest secret?
Now then, it wouldn't be a secret would it?
23 - Favorite color?
Currently red/purple.
24 - Do you still watch kiddie shows or tv shows?
Sitcoms, Americas next top model. <3
25 - What's on your wall?
I have my naked man wall (They all have their decency protected!) And the photos wall, fans everywhere of course... random funny cards on my door.
26 - What are you?
A scorpio?...
27 - Do you speak any other language?
Womanese.
28 - What's your favorite smell?
Vanilla, or boyfriend after freshly showered.... Oh yum.
29 - Describe your life in one word.
Moretipsandturnsthanafuckingrollercoasterman!
30 - Have you ever kissed in the rain?
Yes it was gorgeous. <3
31 - What are you thinking about right now?
Bridget Jones... American men in dungarees chopping wood and drinking cans of coke....uhhhh...
33 - What should you be doing?
Probably work. Or writing a story or like talking to my boyfriend instead of this man who insists on working out on camera for me. Do I mind?... HELLO is the sky BLUE?!?!
34 - Who was the last being that made you upset/angry?
Friends turning out to be secret bitches even though they should own testicles.
35 - How often do you talk to God?
Actually getting more often, just you know when I'm feeling desperado.
37 - If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?
Oh don't know.
39 - What is your natural hair color?
Dark brown. What you see is what you get.
40 - What are you terrible at?
Geography. I just don't care.
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