Inner Monologue Episode One

Oh my god, stop coughing! He keeps coughing around me and now I'm ill, what a suprise. Don't read over my shoulder you dirty bitch, mega lol.
Sniff.
I wonder what if the gender roles were reversed in the armpit department and men shaved their armpits and woman could run willlddd with jungles in their armpits. Yum.

Oh, I had weird dreams last night. In response to what one of my friends, I just told you not to read over my shoulder!, said I had dreams including them in weird situations. Basically they said that they had imagined having sex with me before, work it out for yourselves.

Cough-ough. Told you I'm ill. Btw sniff. He sniffed. Ew. Takeshi's castle is on, I think it's a new one 'cause I've never seen them ride a dinosour rodeo before... Maybe I should pay more attention to japanese passtimes.

So last night we went to Creeps birthday thing, there was thirteen of us dining together at Pizza hut. It was sort of suckish cause half of the people I actually wanted to talk to were up the other end of the table, stop reading over my shoulder!!!!, so I couldn't talk to them. But they did circulate and come to the other end of the table so I could say hi. I really do love typing on this laptop, it warms my thighs and the buttons make a really satisfying click when I type.

"would you like a drink" He asks.
"Yes."
"What would you.."
"No."
"Urgh."

My neck really hurts, thighs are nice and warm though. Did every know that megan fox had to shave her head for a role in an alien film? Jelly-ousy, she still looks attractive even as a skinhead. Rubbish.

((Comment please on whether this total nonsense ramble should be repeated, if not I will stick to normal posting.))

Ciao!