What I'm missing...

Today I decided to stay home from school, for funsies. It's not like I'm missing much:

• I get to miss one lesson of coursework sat in a seating plan. Oh yes, a seating plan. Seventeen year olds crammed in a class room can't behave unless they are told where to sit. Effing ridick.
• I get to miss a free in the morning which Him wouldn't have been able to join me and I probably would have spiralled into a pit of boredom, wondering when he would return.
• Another free, where I get to be ignored by Curltop who currently has fallen back into being a prick most of the time. This would have been nice cause the others are lovely company but hey, it's not anything I can't catch up on.
• Teaching a year nine class of kids who are not excited or even interested in science unless they get to play with fire. Many of the kids in this class enjoy my helping and some resent me for being an extension of the teacher.
• Teaching a class of the rowdiest year tens, with additions of slut and weird sprinkled on top. None of these kids like my company, some absolutely hate me for other reasons and most ignore my presence unless I take something off them. Awesometeach and Cheshire would have been there too, but I see them tommorow anyways.
• Wednesday lunch, which sucks. I don't eat pork, the chicken they serve is mostly bone, I don't eat lamb and the beef is mainly fat and not meat. Not to mention the funky tasting potatos. If I had a pack up, I'd feel better but still not satisfied.

If I went to school I would have missed:

• Some cleaning! I like cleaning so screw you. Better cleaning than trying to take fire off year nines or sitting in a monotonous classroom...
• A cup of gorgeous tea.
• Snacking.
• Exercise (I will get round to it sometime)
• Lasagna for breakfast. Legend.
• A lie in till ten...oh heavenly.
• And in that lie in I had an amazing dream but I was woken by a text and forgot it the instant on waking. Bum.
• Not having to dress in something nice. I'm such a tramp atm. Tank top and combat three quarters. I'm a man.
• England game for the World Cup! I will be watching, even if I'm doing something else at the same time.

So as you can see, the decision was pretty easy to make.