Today, we drove Rachael back to uni and when we arrive I walked out the car, round to the boot and straight into the corner of the half open boot. I really really really hurt my forehead but it made a right CLUNK noise and sent my mum and rach into fits.
I was in half pain, half fits of giggles and had tears running down for my face for a good 5 minutes.
Have a nice day. :)
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Saturday, 30 April 2011
Friday, 21 May 2010
Flies
The one thing that taints the beautiful time of summer. Flies. Everywhere. Millions of 'em. Just gross.
I was walking around my house the other day and a fat fly was hovering low to the ground.
So I ninjaed kicked it and it was gone. Mwahaha. Took a few steps. Buuzzz... Look around, no fly. Buzz... Did something just touch my calf?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I ripped off my trousers and threw them on the ground with considerable force, running in the opposite direction, screaming of course - it's lethal. Then after hyperventilating in my sisters room I walked back to the offending trousers.... and stamped on them shouting "DIE DIE DIE YOU BIG FAT FLY!" Then I shook them out, checked them and the carpet - no fly. So I put them back on and didn't return to my room all day.
That fly has managed to teleport itself out of my room, I'm freaked.
Totally traumatising. Any funny fly stories for you guys?
I was walking around my house the other day and a fat fly was hovering low to the ground.
So I ninjaed kicked it and it was gone. Mwahaha. Took a few steps. Buuzzz... Look around, no fly. Buzz... Did something just touch my calf?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I ripped off my trousers and threw them on the ground with considerable force, running in the opposite direction, screaming of course - it's lethal. Then after hyperventilating in my sisters room I walked back to the offending trousers.... and stamped on them shouting "DIE DIE DIE YOU BIG FAT FLY!" Then I shook them out, checked them and the carpet - no fly. So I put them back on and didn't return to my room all day.
That fly has managed to teleport itself out of my room, I'm freaked.
Totally traumatising. Any funny fly stories for you guys?
Thursday, 1 April 2010
Laughter
I have laughed SO MUCH today. My face hurts. My abs hurt. My knees hurt because when I laugh too hard I curl up on the floor.
It started when we were reminiscing about times that people have fallen over. Then me and the sis were laughing about random hilarious moments we can remember. I would sit here and tell you them but they are embarassing ones about the both of us so I'm sworn to secrecy on fear of death. :)
But today was a funny day. Much better than yesterday.
Although I did feel totally shit because I was randomly really mean to Him and apparently he really felt shit about it. But that's kind of made me feel nice as Cheshire pointed out that it just means he really really cares. :D
It started when we were reminiscing about times that people have fallen over. Then me and the sis were laughing about random hilarious moments we can remember. I would sit here and tell you them but they are embarassing ones about the both of us so I'm sworn to secrecy on fear of death. :)
But today was a funny day. Much better than yesterday.
Although I did feel totally shit because I was randomly really mean to Him and apparently he really felt shit about it. But that's kind of made me feel nice as Cheshire pointed out that it just means he really really cares. :D
Wednesday, 3 March 2010
The Me Time Lack
That title really doesn't make much sense. Basically, I have been so busy!
Usually when I get some time to myself I will catch up with the blogs I subscribe to, watch Juicystar07 videos on youtube, facemask, paint my nails, read my book, maybe revise a bit. Sometimes I'll tidy my room, reorganise things. I watch a shit loads of tevo. OH And I got my cosmo for this month. It's not amazed me so far, but I've had it for three days and I still haven't finished it! This is unheard of for me!
So basically I have been SO busy and it's not looking to let up. Okay, so first day of holidays. Saturday, I went out with the Krewe as was said, went back to the Ex's house which proved to be not as awkward as one might think. The next day I had Him over and He met my dad and his girlfriend. By the way, have I mentioned much about her? She's got two kids, one son who is about 19 and her daughter who is around 11/12. She's also got two dogs, (Her daughter has her own too) three cats and horses. She is a total animal whack and loves scary movies, we get along SO well. When my dad went on holiday I lived with just her for like a week and we made special times so we could eat together and watch a movie every night, I totally love her to bits.
So anyways, Sunday He was over. Then monday I finally got a moment to myself, so I worked out to the new DVD. Now that was a mistake. The new DVD is very dance based but the tone and tighten is actually murder. Urgh, my legs are still in pain.
So Tuesday I went to His house, that was nice. Today I went to friends house with a few of the Krewe, a lot of them were missing and it was a little weird to be honest. And Cheshire put on this movie which I didn't find funny and now they must think I have no sense of humour.
Tommorow I'm having Cheshire and Goldilocks round for a girls day and then on Friday I'm going to His again and then I'm moving to my dads for a week! My life just never lets up. I haven't done even one beauty treatment in weeks and I only just tidied my room today. You know, if I spent less time blogging then I might actually get some me time, or at least enough to finish Cosmo.
So bye!
Usually when I get some time to myself I will catch up with the blogs I subscribe to, watch Juicystar07 videos on youtube, facemask, paint my nails, read my book, maybe revise a bit. Sometimes I'll tidy my room, reorganise things. I watch a shit loads of tevo. OH And I got my cosmo for this month. It's not amazed me so far, but I've had it for three days and I still haven't finished it! This is unheard of for me!
So basically I have been SO busy and it's not looking to let up. Okay, so first day of holidays. Saturday, I went out with the Krewe as was said, went back to the Ex's house which proved to be not as awkward as one might think. The next day I had Him over and He met my dad and his girlfriend. By the way, have I mentioned much about her? She's got two kids, one son who is about 19 and her daughter who is around 11/12. She's also got two dogs, (Her daughter has her own too) three cats and horses. She is a total animal whack and loves scary movies, we get along SO well. When my dad went on holiday I lived with just her for like a week and we made special times so we could eat together and watch a movie every night, I totally love her to bits.
So anyways, Sunday He was over. Then monday I finally got a moment to myself, so I worked out to the new DVD. Now that was a mistake. The new DVD is very dance based but the tone and tighten is actually murder. Urgh, my legs are still in pain.
So Tuesday I went to His house, that was nice. Today I went to friends house with a few of the Krewe, a lot of them were missing and it was a little weird to be honest. And Cheshire put on this movie which I didn't find funny and now they must think I have no sense of humour.
Tommorow I'm having Cheshire and Goldilocks round for a girls day and then on Friday I'm going to His again and then I'm moving to my dads for a week! My life just never lets up. I haven't done even one beauty treatment in weeks and I only just tidied my room today. You know, if I spent less time blogging then I might actually get some me time, or at least enough to finish Cosmo.
So bye!
Thursday, 4 February 2010
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