The People

Bonjour readers. I am bored. So lets go! These are the things I would advise you or just tell you or things I think but don't say.

P.Diddy
I can see your scalp! Well not right now, but I could yesterday!

Anyways, you're super funny and super nice. Hope it's going well with that girly, I wish we talked more one on one. It seems that we are only ever together in groups.

Thin One
I'm really sorry I call you Thin One on here, I know you don't like it. I just couldn't think of anything interest...I JUST HAD AN EPIPHANY! Peter Rabbit. Do you know Peter Rabbit? You should know Peter Rabbit, he wore a waistcoat! Unfortunately I cannot be arsed to change the name, people will only be like "But I thought... so who is... What?!" At me and I don't like that. You're hiwawious man. I love talking to you, best person ever to chat with on msn. And I love your doggy. :D

Curltop Aka Newly-bathed-in-shame-boy
He won't read this because he's too busy being a tard. I don't see we bother even trying to include you in anything when all you do is pull away. You can be really nice when you want to be, so charming and funny, but that's not often. Most of the time you cancel plans, make cruel jokes and mock people without reason. Not to mention making silly foolish decisions without any valid reason apart from to protect yourself. You are a whelk.

Mr Electric Meter Man
You just came to my door to read the electric meter but I think I may be in love with you. Gorgeously tall, tanned and ripped beyond belief. You even make that stupid red Npower shirt look sexy. Take me to bed please Mr EMM. ;)

Marshal
You haven't spoken to me in ages WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY.

Frodo
Your trauma recently was really bad and although you are pretty weird, I will be here to lend an ear. (Rhyme!) I shall try not to judge you on preconcieved ideas that I created when you hated me for months, they aren't the nicest judgements. Clean slate boyo.

Stag
Awight. XD It's nice that we've kept things so lovely between us, you have no idea how afraid I was to loose that. You are the most selfless giving person ever and the depths of your forgiveness are unbelieveable. I can't say anything more than Thankyou. And update me more on girl-hunting! I like to be in the know. :)

My dear Fungi, Him.
Don't be so paranoid about your looks, you're gorgeous to me. I get blown away by how lovely you are and all the tiny thoughtfullnesses aren't forgotten. Trying extra hard to make weaker tea, giving me a rose without reason, massive easter egg when I asked for nothing and bearing with having the heater on when you might die from overheating already. I love you.

And now my girlies!
Cheshire
You are so like an iceberg! Not in the sense that you are cold at all because you are so warm and bright, but because you have the most beautiful tip of the iceberg that people see but then all that is hidden is even more interesting. I feel like I'm finally getting to know you really, and not just the funny public side that makes weird faces across lunch tables and then makes a Scottish face before the accent. :D We click so well and you're so easy to get along with, much love my dear!

Goldilocks
Oh goldi goldi goldi. What can I say? The best person to shop with and one that will also sit and get fat with me in McDonalds. Your antics are hilarious and I can't wait to see you again every time and hear the latest story of what's going on in your mind, be it the Arctic Tundra or how to cure world hunger with cannibalism. XD

DarlingOne
Mr dearest rock. So solid and dependable. If I ever need a cry about another silly heartbreaking boy it's to you. Our only problem is being too alike so when we argue we ARGUE. But still, I wouldn't change a smidge. Love the new hair by the way, you're a killer redhead. :D

Skootch/Dollface
There are moments when I will sit across from you and think...Good god this woman is actually mental... and I love it! You're wonderfully paranoid and I love being able to give someone advice and feel all wisened and whatnot. You are a wonderful addition to the girl power side of the Krewe and definately provide much needed entertainment in my otherwise bland days.

Wallflower
I wish we could talk more! I miss the days of pretending to do lengths in the pool so we could catch up whilst bobbing. We ought to go for tea and cake sometime, I right fancy a brownie in the avo. I hope all your life is okay, you never really let much on during the brief times we speak but you seem well enough to fuss over big and small bags. Love you deary.

And onto the ones who are gone from my life, be that a good thing or not.
Dickface
Go die, throw yourself down a ditch with your skinny bitch of a girlfriend and I hope a large shard of metal peirces your stupid head. : )

RainbowDoll
I miss you right now. Our choc and chats were so deep and soul-healing. I'm in mental agony at the minute and I wish I could bring back the old you for a good suger-filled chat. You know exactly what I'm feeling right now in certain areas and I can only wish that you were here to talk reason into me.

BarbieDoll
I miss having one person to rely on, you were that one for so long in my life. You really helped me through that time where I lost almost everything and I never thanked you enough for that. I hope your new life is treating you well and that your exams go swimmingly. : )

Hope I have not insulted anyone during this, love you all except one and a half : D