The one thing that taints the beautiful time of summer. Flies. Everywhere. Millions of 'em. Just gross.
I was walking around my house the other day and a fat fly was hovering low to the ground.
So I ninjaed kicked it and it was gone. Mwahaha. Took a few steps. Buuzzz... Look around, no fly. Buzz... Did something just touch my calf?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I ripped off my trousers and threw them on the ground with considerable force, running in the opposite direction, screaming of course - it's lethal. Then after hyperventilating in my sisters room I walked back to the offending trousers.... and stamped on them shouting "DIE DIE DIE YOU BIG FAT FLY!" Then I shook them out, checked them and the carpet - no fly. So I put them back on and didn't return to my room all day.
That fly has managed to teleport itself out of my room, I'm freaked.
Totally traumatising. Any funny fly stories for you guys?
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ReplyDeleteI was panicing about exams yesterday and really aggitated so went fot a run. SPLAT right in my eye one flies, blinked it away adn carried on running, another then fly into my other eye. :(
ReplyDeletei deleted the other post as there was more typos than i though XD