My Day - Episode Thirty One

So I was totally on my own today and I have done pretty little apart from slob completely. So I woke up at about nine having rested for about 12 hours. Read until I finished "The complete guide to guys - Dave Barry" which by the way was amazingly insightful. P.s It's a thin book, you guys don't think much... There isn't much to make a guide about. Did you know there is a type of slug that's sexual bits are so big they get stuck together? To get out they take turns to knaw the penis off. 

I digress. So after I finished my book I went and ate noodles out of the saucepan I made them in. (Living alone was making me gross) So after watching countless episodes of Priviledged, Americas Got Talent and a few Big Bang Theory I hoovered and dusted and put a wash on. Then I decided to go on a crazy get fit thing and went on the exercise for over an hour, burning off an amazing 500+ calories!! And I skipped lunch. Oh my god, I skipped lunch! :O I didn't realise that. I will get dinner in a mo. Promise. Mwah.

Then after my super binge of exercise I felt really constructive so I decided to update the Man Wall. Which is of course is a gorgeous wall full of semi-naked men in various poses. My favourite being the adorable Danny Young who is using an exploding bottle of champagne to cover his bits and looks ECSTATIC! It's pretty awesome. So I did that and I now total 15 lovely hunks, including two smackers from my calender. Then I made a me-montage. You know those ones that are in humanities, covered in things that mean something to that person? Yeah I made one. It took two hours of cutting and sticking and I finally have something gorgeous to stick on the side of my drawers (I have officially ran out of decorative wall space).

On my walls there is
15 naked men
16 gorgeous fans
1 Mouline Rouge poster
27 Memory pictures in a montage fashion
1 pinboard full of notes
1 chalkboard for more notes
1 pressed rose
1 mirror
1 hunks calendar
and 1 picture of the whole of year eleven.

So yay! I like full walls, gives me something to stare at no matter what way I'm facing. Although I fear one day all of these eyes staring at me from all angles will give me nightmares. For now, it rocks.

So now I'm off to go and make myself some dinner although I really just want to order pizza... You know what? Maybe I will.