And on a completely different note - an addition to my things to remember.
11. Remove head from fridge BEFORE slamming door closed. Ow my face.
Wednesday, 18 May 2011
Stupid Spam Again
In fact, this is more than stupid. This is HILARIOUS. I think we have a winner so far. Just check out the word choice. Perfec'.
And on a completely different note - an addition to my things to remember.
11. Remove head from fridge BEFORE slamming door closed. Ow my face.
And on a completely different note - an addition to my things to remember.
11. Remove head from fridge BEFORE slamming door closed. Ow my face.
Sunday, 15 May 2011
Things to Remember
1. Do not keep your germolene/antiseptic cream next to your toothpaste. It only causes lethal confusion in hazy mornings.
2. Do remember your underwear. Especially when one has an interview for a possible job that day - like I do TOMORROW !! :O
3. It is more fun to revise together when someone is present. Playing a pub-quiz style game with biology words is surprisingly fun.
4. Fairground rides are not kind to the stomach or to the wallet.
5. Curry sauce on chips is an absolute godsend on a cold afternoon.
6. The females in Harry's family are absolutely wonderful. I want to be adopted, or swapped for their dad.
7. Check the weather reports before you leave!
8. Stop the dog's humping before he jizzes on the teddy and licks it up. Ew.
9. Revising does pay off! Those A's in mocks didn't happen the first time girly!
10. Finally, fingers do not need to be straightened with irons, that's just your hair. :D
2. Do remember your underwear. Especially when one has an interview for a possible job that day - like I do TOMORROW !! :O
3. It is more fun to revise together when someone is present. Playing a pub-quiz style game with biology words is surprisingly fun.
4. Fairground rides are not kind to the stomach or to the wallet.
5. Curry sauce on chips is an absolute godsend on a cold afternoon.
6. The females in Harry's family are absolutely wonderful. I want to be adopted, or swapped for their dad.
7. Check the weather reports before you leave!
8. Stop the dog's humping before he jizzes on the teddy and licks it up. Ew.
9. Revising does pay off! Those A's in mocks didn't happen the first time girly!
10. Finally, fingers do not need to be straightened with irons, that's just your hair. :D
Monday, 2 May 2011
My Life - Episode Two
Family
I had a really nice time with Rachael back in the house, she definately fills a heck of a lot of silence. Now that she's gone I really miss having her around and I kind of don't know how to reconnect with mum. Cause when Rach comes back, she bonds with her and I valiantly step aside to let her but then getting back is an issue a little. It'll be okay.
Friends
Was good, then it kind of went to the trash. I found out that certain people were hiding things from me - nothing major - but enough to make me wonder why and then realise it was because I falsely thought we were close. My whole dynamic of friends has changed from that. I feel closer to some older friends and after helping out a few flailing ones, I've bonded with them too. It's been okay recently but I'm kind of getting the vibe people thing I'm a total bitch. Especially from the guys. I pray I'm imagining it.
Love
Currently, I don't really want to talk about it. :l
School
I can't help but feel stupid. I'm revising so much and I know that it's helping but I also know I have so far to go before I reach where I need to be for the grades I want. It's really tough right now.
Mind, Body, Soul
Well mind has recently been elsewhere. That's half good and half bad. Sometimes it will make me wander off during something important and have amazing dreams and daydreams. Mostly it's been working to my favourite as I find myself particularly focused during revision time.
Body, I hate at the minute. My post easter bloat is not stopping and I have officially hit the weight I've been edging towards with horror. Must finish chocolate in one huge binge and then get back on a swift exercise regime!
Soul is feeling a little put by the wayside. I haven't read any enriching books or listened to music recently which both usually chill me out and let me get in touch with myself. Perhaps I should make time. I'm too busy reading horror books at the minute which totally is not helping my rock bottom mood. Ah well.
I had a really nice time with Rachael back in the house, she definately fills a heck of a lot of silence. Now that she's gone I really miss having her around and I kind of don't know how to reconnect with mum. Cause when Rach comes back, she bonds with her and I valiantly step aside to let her but then getting back is an issue a little. It'll be okay.
Friends
Was good, then it kind of went to the trash. I found out that certain people were hiding things from me - nothing major - but enough to make me wonder why and then realise it was because I falsely thought we were close. My whole dynamic of friends has changed from that. I feel closer to some older friends and after helping out a few flailing ones, I've bonded with them too. It's been okay recently but I'm kind of getting the vibe people thing I'm a total bitch. Especially from the guys. I pray I'm imagining it.
Love
Currently, I don't really want to talk about it. :l
School
I can't help but feel stupid. I'm revising so much and I know that it's helping but I also know I have so far to go before I reach where I need to be for the grades I want. It's really tough right now.
Mind, Body, Soul
Well mind has recently been elsewhere. That's half good and half bad. Sometimes it will make me wander off during something important and have amazing dreams and daydreams. Mostly it's been working to my favourite as I find myself particularly focused during revision time.
Body, I hate at the minute. My post easter bloat is not stopping and I have officially hit the weight I've been edging towards with horror. Must finish chocolate in one huge binge and then get back on a swift exercise regime!
Soul is feeling a little put by the wayside. I haven't read any enriching books or listened to music recently which both usually chill me out and let me get in touch with myself. Perhaps I should make time. I'm too busy reading horror books at the minute which totally is not helping my rock bottom mood. Ah well.
Saturday, 30 April 2011
A funny moment
Today, we drove Rachael back to uni and when we arrive I walked out the car, round to the boot and straight into the corner of the half open boot. I really really really hurt my forehead but it made a right CLUNK noise and sent my mum and rach into fits.
I was in half pain, half fits of giggles and had tears running down for my face for a good 5 minutes.
Have a nice day. :)
I was in half pain, half fits of giggles and had tears running down for my face for a good 5 minutes.
Have a nice day. :)
Sunday, 10 April 2011
My Day - Episode Forty Six
Well well well, I haven't done one of these in ages!
Saturday So I wake up at dads, bright and early because both of the dogs have decided to seranade us with howling and barking in synchrony. From around about half six until half seven when we all get sick of it and get up. So I have a lovely chat to Papi and Carole and Rachael since she came with me Pops. One of the rare moments we're all around when it isn't 3am.
Made breakfast (Beans and sausage on toast if you were curious). Then got showered and walked to town where the delightful Joe was! (You knew he'd be included didn'tcha). We wandered around town after a quick chat with his sunning mum. Found some new smellies for him, looking forward to sniffing him when they are in use, a present for bekah and a card for her actual birthday. Then we got a lift back to mine where I had to sort out student finance number for papi and grab my outfit for later.
When we got to Joes his mum made us some delicious chicken pasta ( I love his mum's cooking nomnom) and we sat in the garden. (Read: I sat in the garden while Joe ran around getting his outfit for later perfected). After lunch me and Joe watched tv until it was time to get dresed. Then as I was going as a boxer we may have got into a bit of a play fight with the gloves. I tried to hit him, missed and hurt my arm. Once dressed, I tried to make a black eye but it got too convincing and it was subtle enough so people got actually concerned if they noticed it. Woops. :D Arriving at Bekah's we were one of the first, with only Laura Keebs there before us. She was an adorably small Big Bird and the mask she'd made was awesome. Then other people started arriving like Brendon as a Battery which was by far the best constume and various others I can't remember. I know Hoier's outfit was too small so his bits were literally just outlined for the whole night. I should probably mention that Bekah's outfit baffled me because I'm practically a Pokemon virgin and she was Bulbasaur? I don't know. She was a plant bulb to me. Still, it was an impressive bulb thing. :)
So it was awesome seeing everyone dressed up, especially when you get a builder talking to a black widow or Bob Marley leading a sing along. I had so much fun. I mainly spoke to Natalie, Edwards and Harry because I can't stand many drunk in enclosed spaces. We bounced on the trampoline, beat each other up and performed skitz to entertain. It was pretty darn awesome. Best party I've been to in a long time.
Saturday So I wake up at dads, bright and early because both of the dogs have decided to seranade us with howling and barking in synchrony. From around about half six until half seven when we all get sick of it and get up. So I have a lovely chat to Papi and Carole and Rachael since she came with me Pops. One of the rare moments we're all around when it isn't 3am.
Made breakfast (Beans and sausage on toast if you were curious). Then got showered and walked to town where the delightful Joe was! (You knew he'd be included didn'tcha). We wandered around town after a quick chat with his sunning mum. Found some new smellies for him, looking forward to sniffing him when they are in use, a present for bekah and a card for her actual birthday. Then we got a lift back to mine where I had to sort out student finance number for papi and grab my outfit for later.
When we got to Joes his mum made us some delicious chicken pasta ( I love his mum's cooking nomnom) and we sat in the garden. (Read: I sat in the garden while Joe ran around getting his outfit for later perfected). After lunch me and Joe watched tv until it was time to get dresed. Then as I was going as a boxer we may have got into a bit of a play fight with the gloves. I tried to hit him, missed and hurt my arm. Once dressed, I tried to make a black eye but it got too convincing and it was subtle enough so people got actually concerned if they noticed it. Woops. :D Arriving at Bekah's we were one of the first, with only Laura Keebs there before us. She was an adorably small Big Bird and the mask she'd made was awesome. Then other people started arriving like Brendon as a Battery which was by far the best constume and various others I can't remember. I know Hoier's outfit was too small so his bits were literally just outlined for the whole night. I should probably mention that Bekah's outfit baffled me because I'm practically a Pokemon virgin and she was Bulbasaur? I don't know. She was a plant bulb to me. Still, it was an impressive bulb thing. :)
So it was awesome seeing everyone dressed up, especially when you get a builder talking to a black widow or Bob Marley leading a sing along. I had so much fun. I mainly spoke to Natalie, Edwards and Harry because I can't stand many drunk in enclosed spaces. We bounced on the trampoline, beat each other up and performed skitz to entertain. It was pretty darn awesome. Best party I've been to in a long time.
Monday, 4 April 2011
Sunday, 3 April 2011
WWW = World Wide Welcome
Okay, so finally made the decision to go public again. You all know it was private to hide certain things from certain people but I've taken a new turn and now I'm not a hider. I don't feel the need to rip into other and I've made my peace with the others who would have ripped into me so hopefully (this time) everything will go fine. For you guys, it just means being able to check at school and not having to sign in to see.
So welcome I suppose! I kind of want to do some sort of very late introduction but that would be silly since the only people actually reading are still my belovlies. :) New word yay.
I'll do a quick my day. This morning I was carted out of bed at half seven by my sister because it it mothers day and mum was already up. So we got up, fixed her a coffe, gave her gifts (Sanctuary bath stuff and Adele CD which rocks) as well as cards with lovely words, breakfast and hugs. After that we got ready for the day and visited my nana so my mum could do her mothers day thing.
Nana was being hilariously dirty. On seeing Freddie Flintoff on an advert she was like "He can party with me. A private party." and my aunty said "Mmm cover him in chocolate and cream" and mum said "Spread him on a cracker" and nana was like "Oh no, I'd take him how he is. He's lovely..mmmm" I was very disturbed. Then she managed to bring kinky bondage outfits into conversation later on. We were in shock. Someone has taken my nana and replaced her with an elderly frisky cougar.
Then we hopped home, I ate a pear outside in the sunshine and then ripped some music from CD's with my Sissy who is home for Easter. Then Mum was off to the Pub and we decided to tag along. Yes, I went to the pub. It was so dead in there it's hilarious. So I got my lovely coki-coli as I call it. Actually was Pepsi. Bollocks, right? Anyways, then we played on the interactive pub game thing. We won £6! and spent £9. Woops. On the way back me and Rach decided to pick a bunch of Daffodils for Mum from the public park (dodgy geesers we are). It was out of good nature! Mum found that hilarious.
Then I've basically chilled at home with new music, hanging out with sissy and the fam. It's been nice. Tomorrow I'm off to Dad's to wish him happy birthday and give Carole some Step-mum's day haribo. See how nice I am?
And that must have been the first My Day episode without a mention of Joe or School. :)
So welcome I suppose! I kind of want to do some sort of very late introduction but that would be silly since the only people actually reading are still my belovlies. :) New word yay.
I'll do a quick my day. This morning I was carted out of bed at half seven by my sister because it it mothers day and mum was already up. So we got up, fixed her a coffe, gave her gifts (Sanctuary bath stuff and Adele CD which rocks) as well as cards with lovely words, breakfast and hugs. After that we got ready for the day and visited my nana so my mum could do her mothers day thing.
Nana was being hilariously dirty. On seeing Freddie Flintoff on an advert she was like "He can party with me. A private party." and my aunty said "Mmm cover him in chocolate and cream" and mum said "Spread him on a cracker" and nana was like "Oh no, I'd take him how he is. He's lovely..mmmm" I was very disturbed. Then she managed to bring kinky bondage outfits into conversation later on. We were in shock. Someone has taken my nana and replaced her with an elderly frisky cougar.
Then we hopped home, I ate a pear outside in the sunshine and then ripped some music from CD's with my Sissy who is home for Easter. Then Mum was off to the Pub and we decided to tag along. Yes, I went to the pub. It was so dead in there it's hilarious. So I got my lovely coki-coli as I call it. Actually was Pepsi. Bollocks, right? Anyways, then we played on the interactive pub game thing. We won £6! and spent £9. Woops. On the way back me and Rach decided to pick a bunch of Daffodils for Mum from the public park (dodgy geesers we are). It was out of good nature! Mum found that hilarious.
Then I've basically chilled at home with new music, hanging out with sissy and the fam. It's been nice. Tomorrow I'm off to Dad's to wish him happy birthday and give Carole some Step-mum's day haribo. See how nice I am?
And that must have been the first My Day episode without a mention of Joe or School. :)
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