Flies

The one thing that taints the beautiful time of summer. Flies. Everywhere. Millions of 'em. Just gross.

I was walking around my house the other day and a fat fly was hovering low to the ground.
So I ninjaed kicked it and it was gone. Mwahaha. Took a few steps. Buuzzz... Look around, no fly. Buzz... Did something just touch my calf?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I ripped off my trousers and threw them on the ground with considerable force, running in the opposite direction, screaming of course - it's lethal. Then after hyperventilating in my sisters room I walked back to the offending trousers.... and stamped on them shouting "DIE DIE DIE YOU BIG FAT FLY!" Then I shook them out, checked them and the carpet - no fly. So I put them back on and didn't return to my room all day.
That fly has managed to teleport itself out of my room, I'm freaked.

Totally traumatising. Any funny fly stories for you guys?

Laughter

I have laughed SO MUCH today. My face hurts. My abs hurt. My knees hurt because when I laugh too hard I curl up on the floor.

It started when we were reminiscing about times that people have fallen over. Then me and the sis were laughing about random hilarious moments we can remember. I would sit here and tell you them but they are embarassing ones about the both of us so I'm sworn to secrecy on fear of death. :)

But today was a funny day. Much better than yesterday.

Although I did feel totally shit because I was randomly really mean to Him and apparently he really felt shit about it. But that's kind of made me feel nice as Cheshire pointed out that it just means he really really cares. :D

My Day - Episode Nineteen

I was going to do a general rant but to be honest most of the stuff that I'm going to rant about happened today, so it's a half My Day blog.

Okay so this morning we had a talk to round out about yesterday and the pressure they are putting on us to get things sorted about a year earlier is intense, I don't do well under pressure. Like I break down and cry. (Crying features a lot today by the way.)

Then in English I was close to tears because I was really lagging behind and I feel that in the exam I just won't be able to apply the time limits, I write too much. So when Miss was like "It's alright Becca, you'll get better." I was LITERALLY biting the inside of my cheek so hard so I wouldn't start tearing up.

In IEC today I realised how much I really hate year nines, and also how much I like teaching people who are willing to learn. One guy just never puts pen to paper although he is perfectly capable of doing it and it infuriates me as he is right, I don't have any authority to make him do anything. But then another girl who used to never work now calls me over and I help her, and she finishes the work early and all to a higher level with just me giving the odd prompt.

Then in the second IEC I was teaching, once again year nines, I just felt so useless. All of these kids were milling round me and I felt like a rock in a river, completely out of place and resisting the flow. So I went up to the teacher I was working with, faked a headache and teared up a little and he let me leave. So I ran away in hopes I could find solace in the arms of Him but of course this was one day that he was in there for the whole time and I ended up sitting, alone, upset and completely not doing anything of use. I know it wasn't his fault but I stll get upset at the fact he wasn't there when I needed him. :(

Oh not to mention that I really have lost all leadership within the Krewe. Somebody has completely taken my place, organising events left right and center. Even when I walk away, they don't follow me ONE CORRIDOR to put my lunchthing away. And I'm betting it was because They didn't move. I even had to squeeze through Him and Snake(Totally changing his name sometime.)

Then on the way home I almost got ran over by an old lady on a bike and I got sand in my eye and walked straight into a lamppost. I bumped my head on the counter in the garage and REALLY hurt myself. Then my sister kept making me feel really nervous about me Uni choices although she is only trying to keep me cautious.

So today was a shit day.

P.s The only positive thing today was my sister falling down the decking stairs which was HILARIOUS. I did my real laugh for AGES and realised how long it has been since I have actually laughed that real-ly....which then depressed me.

Gooood Moorrning!

Hello you lovely people, it's 10:05 and the weather is mostly miserable. Snow has coating the ground all over leaving me with a sense of dread of having to wait for the bus to town. But it is all for a good cause! I am going over to Cheshires house today to sleep over.

It's all a bit weird really. The Ex is going to be there and there is another drama unfolding within the bowels of the Krewe. Should be a laugh. I find it a bit random that we've all been invited to sleep over. The only two times we actually all slept together (oii, innocent way you dirty buggars) was because once they were two drunk to leave and the other because it was new years. So yeah we're not really used to the company of that many people at night. I'm not looking forward to people seeing me sleep, I have odd habits.

I have been told by some lovely friend that one, I snore sometimes when I sleep. That's embarassing enough in its self but no, it doesn't end there. From a report from cousins and sister I may also talk. Once I said "I'm Sonya and I'm pregnant. (One moment, being kicked out of the living room.) ((Haha I managed to stay)) And the last embarassing thing I do in my sleep is twitch, sometimes quite violently. Like a dog will dream about running and move it's legs I dream about random things and move around as well. I've headbutted a wall before, kicked my friend in the face, elbowed, kicked, punched and all sorts the Ex. It's very dangerous to be next to me while I'm unconscious.

So don't say I didn't warn you!

Most Embarassing Moments

Some of my most embarassing moments include:

• In year 6 when my friend stood on a fancy dress skirt I was wearing whilst dancing. It came right off round my ankles, the whole year was in that room. Mortifying.
• When buying a pair of shoes the assistant said I could find those particular ones in the childrens section.
• When an ex boyfriend raided my bag on the bus and decided to grab my 'ladies toiletries' bag and show the whole bus the contents of it. I was dating him at the time. Nice.
• When that ex-boyfriend decided to list our intimate moments and secret weird habits I have on the bus to deliberately embaress me. 
• When I fall over on the stairs, many a-times. 
• I tried to lean my elbow to prop up my chin on my desk, missed and whacked my chin on the desk and had a massive purple bruise take over my chin for over a week. 

I've had many moments of complete embarassment but some are literally too mortifying to actually list.

I challenge you, fellow blog writers, to come up with your own most embarassing moments list and be brave enough to blog it!

My Day - Episode Four

Well today was mainly uneventful. Woke up, had some lovely cheesey pasta for breakfast, yes breakfast.
In my free my boyfriend searched for a picture of a girl in a bikini and then sat there nodding in approval. He got a swift slap for that and then when he cornered me later to try and find out what was wrong, obviously he was too dim to have twigged, I kneed him (very gently) in the balls. Deserved I have to say. You don't pin a girl to the wall to find out what you did wrong, that just screams "kick me."
At lunch I felt bad cause I sat on a table with two friends with all of my crew, took up the whole table and B.S came over red-faced and embaressed and was like "You didn't save me a seat!" and then stormed off, threw her lunch in the bin and didn't eat. Now I felt bad but the two who were meant to save her a seat said "She's only trying to make us feel bad. I don't get a moment alone now, she's constantly there or texting me like 'can I sit with you?'. She has other friends but she relies on me totally which is unfair. I don't feel bad. I've done nothing wrong." To be honest I think she is right.

I spoke to my flame today. He looked totally hot yesterday, rain swept and in sporty clothes, muscles galore. Today he just looked totally out of it, him and his girlfriend are having problems and he really just doesn't need it on top of his work load. Poor thang.

I also went swimming today, wore my trampiest clothes ever which was hilarious. Had a nice laugh with H.P who I went with. We basically do a couple of lengths and then go and get crisps. We suck, but hey.
While we were waiting for the bus we were at the stop talking when the bus totally drove past us! He didn't even stop so I ran to the junction and like mouthed at the guy "What the fuck?!?" and he just drove off. I had to wait another twenty minutes in the dark, cold, rainy, miserable night on my own. Not happy.

Finally got home, had a long hot shower and now I'm off to do my hair for tommorow and chill out.

Computer still isn't working, internets still down. We are going to call someone in to fix it. Until then, I'll sneak moments on my mum's and sister's computers.

Love Belle.