There is a kid in the house behind us and he screams...like a mexican. Instead of going "AAAAA" He goes "AAAIIII AAAAIIII" And don't get me wrong, it's hilarious, but it's a bit freaky.
He was chasing his dog around with a stone trying to hit it the other day, screaming like a mexican child would. Then today he got caught on the climbing frame and was mexican hollaring as loud as his lungs would let him.
Karma.
Friday, 21 May 2010
Flies
The one thing that taints the beautiful time of summer. Flies. Everywhere. Millions of 'em. Just gross.
I was walking around my house the other day and a fat fly was hovering low to the ground.
So I ninjaed kicked it and it was gone. Mwahaha. Took a few steps. Buuzzz... Look around, no fly. Buzz... Did something just touch my calf?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I ripped off my trousers and threw them on the ground with considerable force, running in the opposite direction, screaming of course - it's lethal. Then after hyperventilating in my sisters room I walked back to the offending trousers.... and stamped on them shouting "DIE DIE DIE YOU BIG FAT FLY!" Then I shook them out, checked them and the carpet - no fly. So I put them back on and didn't return to my room all day.
That fly has managed to teleport itself out of my room, I'm freaked.
Totally traumatising. Any funny fly stories for you guys?
I was walking around my house the other day and a fat fly was hovering low to the ground.
So I ninjaed kicked it and it was gone. Mwahaha. Took a few steps. Buuzzz... Look around, no fly. Buzz... Did something just touch my calf?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I ripped off my trousers and threw them on the ground with considerable force, running in the opposite direction, screaming of course - it's lethal. Then after hyperventilating in my sisters room I walked back to the offending trousers.... and stamped on them shouting "DIE DIE DIE YOU BIG FAT FLY!" Then I shook them out, checked them and the carpet - no fly. So I put them back on and didn't return to my room all day.
That fly has managed to teleport itself out of my room, I'm freaked.
Totally traumatising. Any funny fly stories for you guys?
Wednesday, 19 May 2010
Panic
But it's too late. You can feel it, that niggle in the back of your mind. Starting like a feather tickling behind your ear progressing to a brain crushing, heart pounding fear that makes you curl your fists so tight you leave cresent nail marks in your palms.
It's okay though. You'll get through it and you know that. Sit down, breathe. Although it might seem futile this late, do it. Get on with it. Panicking will only stop your body still but you need to move, you need to get the ball rolling and fast.
Get ready.
Go.
Tuesday, 18 May 2010
April Summarised
I'm stealing this idea from Thin Ones blog, summarising diary entries. Mine is a little more regular and I'm not going to go way back. I'll do all of april today, be prepared it may be long.
1st
It was mufty day. Mentions Stag and interesting conversations about naughty things. Oh and I broke some embarassing news to Him that day. XD LOL
3rd
Long weekend, it was the saturday after Cheshires girly sleepover where I got to know Skootch. We went to see Kick ass which was awesome. Oh and Him had bought me an easter egg that he was hiding from me, I'm sorry but I actually saw it before you gave it to me. I'm good at acting. "Twas Skootchs first Krewe day. Bit forced but she's most defo a keeper." Talked about when we watched the footy and OH I thought that hadn't happened yet... How confusing. Talks about me and him *Ahem*
4th/5th
Him was upset and he wouldn't tell me why and it absolutely infuriated me that he didn't trust me enough.
5th
I cried myself to sleep and barely slept because of the Him thing. He rang me early in the morning and told me what was up. The night before we had argued pretty badly and it was mainly my fault so both of us were horribly upset. And talks about a very special day with Him. (You might notice a trend, it's mainly about him)
It ends with <3 Kelly Clarkson <3 Oreos
6th
I got bored in a Philosophy lesson and started doodling so I stuck it in. Lots of stick figured. The night before me and Him changed our fb statuses, big move obv.
7th
I was annoyed with Cheshire, felt she was being heartless. Had a nice chat with the two Adams and they cheered me up on a shit day. I started my other blog a few days before.
8th
Another stuck in piece of paper from Philosophy. I was really bored with those lessons. I just elaborated on what happened the day before. "My nails have really strong white nails at the ends, tis very good - cheers me up" Oh and my terrible online habit was at risk of returning but I was a good girl and didn't do anything. I watched Amelie. Great film. Had loads of compliments that day.
11th
I was very very angry with Curltop and slightly at Cheshire, but that was mere annoyance. I was also annoyed that nobody noticed I had like 4 inches chopped off my hair. I was also angry at Him because he was being a dick.
12th
Me and Cheshire had a nice chat and sorted things out. Another stuck in peice of paper from Philos. Him was more cheerful. I wrote him a letter.
13th
Curltop thought I hated him and so he hated me back. I was wishing he had the guts and decency to speak to me face to face about it.
14th
Bus journeys are more fun. Switched to teaching year tens which was scary, mainly because I teach a girl who hates my guts. Oh and I learned that I could reach the big O. Mystery solved.
15th
Some people close to me were in awful moods and it upst me. My mum finally stopped obsession about my eating. Him is perfect. I moaned about him shutting down when he's angry as usual. Bad grades really hit me hard. Oh! It says "I want to clean" but it looks like "I want to die" So I panicked for a second XD I had a mega cry for various reasons (All listed)
18th
Cheshires bday party was absolutely amazing, I rant about that for a while. Notes first date with Him. I moan about being female, lol.
19th
I had my first doubts about me and Him
20th
Me and Him had some time apart so I could think. Not deliberately, he was just at Cambridge.
24th
Bad grades bugged me insanely. I had a break down at my dads, the whole family was involved. Even the dog came to see what was wrong, she went upstairs which is like totally absurd.Me and Him had our first 'us' talk and it upset me that he thought I was going to bail.
25th
Not much to say. I needed sticky tape apparantly.
26th
Grades were looking up. I started revision. In April? That is prepared...
29th
I spoke about Headphone Man having a crush on me, teaching becoming better and I was down because I was blogging about deep shit on my other one.
30th
I had a really long and twisted conversation with Handsome one. It was half joking and half serious. Lucky it amounted to nothing really.
And that was April. You don't have to read it, it's boring really. :)
1st
It was mufty day. Mentions Stag and interesting conversations about naughty things. Oh and I broke some embarassing news to Him that day. XD LOL
3rd
Long weekend, it was the saturday after Cheshires girly sleepover where I got to know Skootch. We went to see Kick ass which was awesome. Oh and Him had bought me an easter egg that he was hiding from me, I'm sorry but I actually saw it before you gave it to me. I'm good at acting. "Twas Skootchs first Krewe day. Bit forced but she's most defo a keeper." Talked about when we watched the footy and OH I thought that hadn't happened yet... How confusing. Talks about me and him *Ahem*
4th/5th
Him was upset and he wouldn't tell me why and it absolutely infuriated me that he didn't trust me enough.
5th
I cried myself to sleep and barely slept because of the Him thing. He rang me early in the morning and told me what was up. The night before we had argued pretty badly and it was mainly my fault so both of us were horribly upset. And talks about a very special day with Him. (You might notice a trend, it's mainly about him)
It ends with <3 Kelly Clarkson <3 Oreos
6th
I got bored in a Philosophy lesson and started doodling so I stuck it in. Lots of stick figured. The night before me and Him changed our fb statuses, big move obv.
7th
I was annoyed with Cheshire, felt she was being heartless. Had a nice chat with the two Adams and they cheered me up on a shit day. I started my other blog a few days before.
8th
Another stuck in piece of paper from Philosophy. I was really bored with those lessons. I just elaborated on what happened the day before. "My nails have really strong white nails at the ends, tis very good - cheers me up" Oh and my terrible online habit was at risk of returning but I was a good girl and didn't do anything. I watched Amelie. Great film. Had loads of compliments that day.
11th
I was very very angry with Curltop and slightly at Cheshire, but that was mere annoyance. I was also annoyed that nobody noticed I had like 4 inches chopped off my hair. I was also angry at Him because he was being a dick.
12th
Me and Cheshire had a nice chat and sorted things out. Another stuck in peice of paper from Philos. Him was more cheerful. I wrote him a letter.
13th
Curltop thought I hated him and so he hated me back. I was wishing he had the guts and decency to speak to me face to face about it.
14th
Bus journeys are more fun. Switched to teaching year tens which was scary, mainly because I teach a girl who hates my guts. Oh and I learned that I could reach the big O. Mystery solved.
15th
Some people close to me were in awful moods and it upst me. My mum finally stopped obsession about my eating. Him is perfect. I moaned about him shutting down when he's angry as usual. Bad grades really hit me hard. Oh! It says "I want to clean" but it looks like "I want to die" So I panicked for a second XD I had a mega cry for various reasons (All listed)
18th
Cheshires bday party was absolutely amazing, I rant about that for a while. Notes first date with Him. I moan about being female, lol.
19th
I had my first doubts about me and Him
20th
Me and Him had some time apart so I could think. Not deliberately, he was just at Cambridge.
24th
Bad grades bugged me insanely. I had a break down at my dads, the whole family was involved. Even the dog came to see what was wrong, she went upstairs which is like totally absurd.Me and Him had our first 'us' talk and it upset me that he thought I was going to bail.
25th
Not much to say. I needed sticky tape apparantly.
26th
Grades were looking up. I started revision. In April? That is prepared...
29th
I spoke about Headphone Man having a crush on me, teaching becoming better and I was down because I was blogging about deep shit on my other one.
30th
I had a really long and twisted conversation with Handsome one. It was half joking and half serious. Lucky it amounted to nothing really.
And that was April. You don't have to read it, it's boring really. :)
Monday, 17 May 2010
Another weird trait...
Do not stop me from my door opening. Must. Answer.
Goodnight!
Sunday, 16 May 2010
Dear Candy - 4/5/10
"You're kidding me. Actually not happening.
I just got him out of my head.
I search for a song on Spotify and the artist.
Charlie Slick.
comes up. This is not a joke.
I am going insane
THE ALBUM IS CALLED
IN MY ROOM
What. The. Fuck."
Just an odd moment oh pure coincidence and insanity that was best summed up in my diary. Thought I'd share it with you. Aka, too lazy to think of something to write today.
I just got him out of my head.
I search for a song on Spotify and the artist.
Charlie Slick.
comes up. This is not a joke.
I am going insane
THE ALBUM IS CALLED
IN MY ROOM
What. The. Fuck."
Just an odd moment oh pure coincidence and insanity that was best summed up in my diary. Thought I'd share it with you. Aka, too lazy to think of something to write today.
Saturday, 15 May 2010
Sunshine
Boy is it gorgeous out here. Nothing beats morning sun. It's fresher and not as dry, I love humid heat that wraps your up in a cushion of warm wet air.
Today it was the absolute epitome of gorgeous in my garden. I came outside, sat down and I could hear the church wedding bells sounding in the distance. They are off again now, congrats Strangers. And then the garden was covered by blossom off the apple tree and the morning sun always hits the top of the garden with the ornate iron chairs and table. So I'm sat there with my sexy trackies rolled up so I can ever so slowly tan my legs.
Anyway, I have to get back to revising. Just letting you know that I am unconditionally and irrevocably in love with Him. And yes, that was a reference to Twilight. Booya.
Today it was the absolute epitome of gorgeous in my garden. I came outside, sat down and I could hear the church wedding bells sounding in the distance. They are off again now, congrats Strangers. And then the garden was covered by blossom off the apple tree and the morning sun always hits the top of the garden with the ornate iron chairs and table. So I'm sat there with my sexy trackies rolled up so I can ever so slowly tan my legs.
Anyway, I have to get back to revising. Just letting you know that I am unconditionally and irrevocably in love with Him. And yes, that was a reference to Twilight. Booya.
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