Oh Yes, I'm heading back to the traditional Belle style of catagorising things. :D
Health
Starting with the worst so you'll forget it by the end. I have the worst, cough/cold combo I have ever suffered. I'm currently on three different types of drugs, still can't breathe through my nose and feel like I swallowed a binbag full of ash. It's so dry and scratchy in the my throat right now, I'd rather chop a toe off than sneeze.... okay I lie. Only if the toe grew back perfect. I really hate one of my toes alright!
Body
New catagory! Coming into summer I am becoming incredibly body conscious. I don't think it's conscious... more aware. More body aware. I am aware I have a pinch of a belly - do I care...that's another matter. I have been eating shit for the past two weeks and also dropped four pounds. I'm going to blame revision and worry for that, so go you!
Mind
Of course I had to do mind if I had body! Well basically half of me feels like it's been bit off, chewed up, swallowed, sicked out and shat on by a panda. The other half is so elated it's like a helium balloon pulling on the depressed strings that attach it to the other half of my mind. OW I JUST COUGHED
Friends
One of my bessies has just suffered a loss which may hit her hard or softly. Either way, it's hit her and I am hoping to act as temporarily air bag to pain. I don't like my mates being hurt so I shall be doing my best to rally forth with too-soon jokes and texts filled with love and support! Yay! Other friends seem to be fine, none have any beef with me, which is lucky 'cause I feel like chicken tonight. :D Admit it, that joke was awesome. I don't feel awfully close to any one particular person recently and it's bothering me. It means that I have to turn to a different person for every crisis. Forbidden boy crisises go to DarlingOne whereas boyfriend crisis are shared between her, C and Cheshire. Then if I have a family crises I go to C as she is the voice of adult reason. And then if I have a body crisis I run straight to Cheshire again. What a palava. Almost wrote pavlova then which is totally different.
Love
Skip if you don't want to hear gooey happy sweet sickness because I'm afraid to say it's going rather well. We haven't argued properly in a long while and the little tiffs are easier to brush off because I can see now when I'm overreacting. The only thing coming between us is a few crush issues which I am personally ironing out. I miss him when he's away, when we are together there is no pressure to be an amazing girlfriend or attractive, I can just slump in his arms and he will still love me. He might ask me to move cause I'm crushing his arms but that's reality for you.
Bus
WAAAHHHH my darling headphone man will be leaving after his exams are done! He may only be here for a while longer and I'm gutted. We really got closer over the past few weeks and I loved chatting with him, trying to make him awkward in the mornings and beating him in the avo. He's promised to give me a bracelet when he leaves, bless the poor sod. XD
School
Exams are coming. Looming over me like a massive black hairy cloud with tentacles. I shall try and keep my cool but the closer I get, the more the Mind and Health departments will suffer. I am an absolute horror for nervous illnesses. Even meeting with the Krewe can send me bolting for the bathroom if it's an 'event'. Hate my own reflexes. I'll get through it though, with or without a cold. Grrr!
So that's my mega update and I still have hours left to kill before anyone is online. Do I revise or write an analysis of each person....? I KNOW!
Showing posts with label bus. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bus. Show all posts
Tuesday, 25 May 2010
Tuesday, 27 April 2010
Eventful Bus Journeys
My bus journeys are THE MOST enjoyable they have ever been. I have people on there I can look forward to seeing instead of dread having to deal with. There aren't any super annoying girls with tendancies to shag whatever moves. *Cough* Pushpop *Cough*. I love them
On the bus there is Headphone man, Handsome One, Owl Boy and Ferret Boy, Ballsforbrains and Rugbyboy. All guys, as you might tell. So obviously they appreciate me as the only female there. I do have breasts after all, which come up in daily conversation. Today it was debating whether they are small or not. Handsome One says yes, Headphone man says no just to let you know. So these guys are awesome, they make my day.
Then we have the games we play. Headphone man hates his knees being touched so obviously at every unsuspecting moment I have to grab them. Handsome one hates his ears being flicked, so you know what I do. Oh and Rugbyboy gets really into playing YellowGreenCarSmartCarMiniSlagOldman. Which is our newly improved version of Yellow Mini which frankly is too boring. Oh and you tickle for smart cars, not punch.
Then there is yawn rape. This is just between me and Headphone man, who is my morning buddy usually. Just stick your fingers in someones mouth when they yawn. I'm awesome at it but he keeps getting me off guard.
And finally the guys play that circle game where you make a circle and if they look then you get to punch them, if they pop it then they get two and if you catch them then you get one and one to the head. I don't really get that one, I much prefer YellowGreenSmartCarMiniSlagOldman. Way more fun.
So that is my bus journeys recently!
On the bus there is Headphone man, Handsome One, Owl Boy and Ferret Boy, Ballsforbrains and Rugbyboy. All guys, as you might tell. So obviously they appreciate me as the only female there. I do have breasts after all, which come up in daily conversation. Today it was debating whether they are small or not. Handsome One says yes, Headphone man says no just to let you know. So these guys are awesome, they make my day.
Then we have the games we play. Headphone man hates his knees being touched so obviously at every unsuspecting moment I have to grab them. Handsome one hates his ears being flicked, so you know what I do. Oh and Rugbyboy gets really into playing YellowGreenCarSmartCarMiniSlagOldman. Which is our newly improved version of Yellow Mini which frankly is too boring. Oh and you tickle for smart cars, not punch.
Then there is yawn rape. This is just between me and Headphone man, who is my morning buddy usually. Just stick your fingers in someones mouth when they yawn. I'm awesome at it but he keeps getting me off guard.
And finally the guys play that circle game where you make a circle and if they look then you get to punch them, if they pop it then they get two and if you catch them then you get one and one to the head. I don't really get that one, I much prefer YellowGreenSmartCarMiniSlagOldman. Way more fun.
So that is my bus journeys recently!
Friday, 26 March 2010
Compliments
I have had the two most constrasting compliments today.
"You are the sweetest and most amzing girlfriend ever!"
"Nah she's a dark horse. You, are you dirty?"
"In what way..?"
"Sexually."
"Maybe..."
"I bet you are. I can see you in a porno. I've got a stiffy."
Told you they were contrasting. I don't even know if the second one was a compliment but I'm taking it that way. XD
"You are the sweetest and most amzing girlfriend ever!"
"Nah she's a dark horse. You, are you dirty?"
"In what way..?"
"Sexually."
"Maybe..."
"I bet you are. I can see you in a porno. I've got a stiffy."
Told you they were contrasting. I don't even know if the second one was a compliment but I'm taking it that way. XD
Sunday, 21 March 2010
What I love
Right now there are a heck of things I love.
I was going to do a list but I'm just too god darn happy right now! Him came over yesterday and it was AMAZING! Just... wow. :D:D
I'm listening to uplifting Glee music (I've been converted into a Gleek). ((I suggest the Halo/Walking on Sunshine mash-up for an amazing pick me up.)
I'm really falling, it's like the first time all over again. I even choked just because he unexpectedly came round the corner the other day. That was hilarious but also pretty darn embarassing. I was really nervous when he was round as well so I babbled loads and probably bored him to death talking about books and movies and things. Just filler talk, I really ought to have shut up. Oh well, can't take it back now.
In other news I like being a main member of the 'blue one back of the bus downstairs crew." I have my own offical place and people talk to me and I get total rights over the other kids, woot! I have a place on the bus that matters. It's such a nice change from upstairs where Goggles would mouth off the whole time and annoy the shit out of me, and Dickface would sit there all smug about getting away with things and then Donkey would just like ignore me until he needed something, such an ass. Not to mention Frodo with his life dramas every two minutes that got very repetitive and pathetic. *Sigh*
I love thinking up names for people! But I've now swapped Goggles, Dickface, Donkey and Frodo for Headphone Man, Owl boy and Giggles. Who are awesome! I love Headphone man, he's like the only person in the year above I talk to and he's just so surprising, I didn't expect him to be like he is. Mainly because he sits there with headphones on every morning and ignores the world, but actually he's dead funny and very outgoing. Big up to him, shabba!
So ciao y'all, I have happiness to feel and smiles to give. :D
I was going to do a list but I'm just too god darn happy right now! Him came over yesterday and it was AMAZING! Just... wow. :D:D
I'm listening to uplifting Glee music (I've been converted into a Gleek). ((I suggest the Halo/Walking on Sunshine mash-up for an amazing pick me up.)
I'm really falling, it's like the first time all over again. I even choked just because he unexpectedly came round the corner the other day. That was hilarious but also pretty darn embarassing. I was really nervous when he was round as well so I babbled loads and probably bored him to death talking about books and movies and things. Just filler talk, I really ought to have shut up. Oh well, can't take it back now.
In other news I like being a main member of the 'blue one back of the bus downstairs crew." I have my own offical place and people talk to me and I get total rights over the other kids, woot! I have a place on the bus that matters. It's such a nice change from upstairs where Goggles would mouth off the whole time and annoy the shit out of me, and Dickface would sit there all smug about getting away with things and then Donkey would just like ignore me until he needed something, such an ass. Not to mention Frodo with his life dramas every two minutes that got very repetitive and pathetic. *Sigh*
I love thinking up names for people! But I've now swapped Goggles, Dickface, Donkey and Frodo for Headphone Man, Owl boy and Giggles. Who are awesome! I love Headphone man, he's like the only person in the year above I talk to and he's just so surprising, I didn't expect him to be like he is. Mainly because he sits there with headphones on every morning and ignores the world, but actually he's dead funny and very outgoing. Big up to him, shabba!
So ciao y'all, I have happiness to feel and smiles to give. :D
Wednesday, 10 February 2010
My Day - Episode Eleven
Another day in the life of Belle- that is how today felt. Nothing amazing happened, I got on with quite a lot of work. I taught a little bit.
The only things that were different were last lesson and the bus.
LAST LESSON
The kids that I usually help out with are year nines (little buggars, cocky as hell, love em really) they had a special play thing in the Theatre all last lesson so I had a free! Deciding I couldn't be arsed to do work I decided to pay the Boyfriend a visit in his Young Enterprise thing. Basically they have to create a business. With the people involved it makes me say *Scoff* Good Luck!
So I went to see him, over half of the people who should have been combining their creative minds were actually doing laps (Surprise Surprise) so I decided to do it all myself. I brainstormed ideas for a cute little acrylic bunny that you could design the face and write messages on with a wipeable marker (Look forward to maybe seeing this developed). So I let out some creative genius and got to spend time with the lovely Boyf.
THE BUS
Oh what a calamity! Why is it when there is a medical emergency, everyone knows best and people who watch Scrubs suddenly know life saving first aid. Can I just say one thing?
Fuck. Off.
When someone is having a medical emergency they need ONE person there for emotional support (holding hand, patting shoulder going "there there") and ONE person there for medical support (or two if that's what the ambulance gives). They do not need the whole top deck of the bus leaning over to get a look at 'That girl what had a fit on da bus'. It's just rude.
Basically, a girl 'had a fit'. She was shaking pretty excessively and having trouble breathing. It could have been low or too high blood sugars, it could have been epilepsy or an asthma attack. I will not pretend to know just because I have watched House, I am wiser than that. (Thank God.)
She got taken away in the Ambulance, she's in safe hands (now) and I'm sure will be perfectly fine.
So that was my day. I'm now talking to The Handome One on facebook, brings me a smile.
The only things that were different were last lesson and the bus.
LAST LESSON
The kids that I usually help out with are year nines (little buggars, cocky as hell, love em really) they had a special play thing in the Theatre all last lesson so I had a free! Deciding I couldn't be arsed to do work I decided to pay the Boyfriend a visit in his Young Enterprise thing. Basically they have to create a business. With the people involved it makes me say *Scoff* Good Luck!
So I went to see him, over half of the people who should have been combining their creative minds were actually doing laps (Surprise Surprise) so I decided to do it all myself. I brainstormed ideas for a cute little acrylic bunny that you could design the face and write messages on with a wipeable marker (Look forward to maybe seeing this developed). So I let out some creative genius and got to spend time with the lovely Boyf.
THE BUS
Oh what a calamity! Why is it when there is a medical emergency, everyone knows best and people who watch Scrubs suddenly know life saving first aid. Can I just say one thing?
Fuck. Off.
When someone is having a medical emergency they need ONE person there for emotional support (holding hand, patting shoulder going "there there") and ONE person there for medical support (or two if that's what the ambulance gives). They do not need the whole top deck of the bus leaning over to get a look at 'That girl what had a fit on da bus'. It's just rude.
Basically, a girl 'had a fit'. She was shaking pretty excessively and having trouble breathing. It could have been low or too high blood sugars, it could have been epilepsy or an asthma attack. I will not pretend to know just because I have watched House, I am wiser than that. (Thank God.)
She got taken away in the Ambulance, she's in safe hands (now) and I'm sure will be perfectly fine.
So that was my day. I'm now talking to The Handome One on facebook, brings me a smile.
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