I have had the two most constrasting compliments today.
"You are the sweetest and most amzing girlfriend ever!"
"Nah she's a dark horse. You, are you dirty?"
"In what way..?"
"Sexually."
"Maybe..."
"I bet you are. I can see you in a porno. I've got a stiffy."
Told you they were contrasting. I don't even know if the second one was a compliment but I'm taking it that way. XD
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